Blerg! :: Modern Toile Photography

Hello there,

After repeated attempts to upload a working Valentine’s Day Playlist, I am at a loss. I continue to bump against really, really annoying, hair-pulling obstacles which require a little more interweb know how than I possess. Props to The Future Mrs. Darcy for trying to save Christmas. We thought she had too, for all of 5 minutes. Alas, her computer is the only one that manages to play the above playlist.

Quick! Someone please remind me that I am, in fact, a professional photographer and not a computer programmer, web designer, professional blogger or social media expert. Someone also please remind me that I did not generate any new leads, jobs or produce any actual content in the hours I have wasted on this vanity project. Oh well, it could be worse. I could have forgotten the lyrics to The Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl. Sorry, Xtina. I promise not to tease you about the lyrical snafu if you promise to fire your stylist. Again, it could always be worse. Xtina could start dressing like Kei$ha “I have a dollar sign in place of a letter.” WOW…someone’s (—–> me!) sportin’ her cranky pants! It should be mentioned that I spent 40 minutes on the eliptical machine AND did weights AND walked over 3 miles today. My body now hates me. The internet does too.

For my sake and the sake of my husband’s evening, I’m shutting this computer down. It’s time to meditate on puppies and unicorns in my happy place.