I’m sorry…what?

Hey all,

I need to figure out how to enter every party this holiday season like Mariah Carey. I also need her secret to losing weight seemingly without moving her body EVER. What the what? She doesn’t move. Not even a little. It is hilarious to me.

Let’s take a moment to bask in celebrity hilarity. Okay, I’m going to get back to edits / Vampire Diary repeats.