Hey‚Ä¶it‚Äôs me, your Doogie Howser inner-monolog. Soooooo‚Ä¶..I couldn‚Äôt help noticing in the mirror this morning that our hair is‚Ä¶.well, ORANGE! Either we‚Äôve been on a nothing-but-carrots diet in preparation for spring (and we both know that‚Äôs not true, I know about the box of Twinkies) or you dyed our hair.
Granted it was ‚Äúdoppelganger‚Äù week on Facebook. And yes, we think Claire Danes a la ‚ÄúMy So-Called Life‚Äù is our celebrity twin‚Ä¶which incidentally did you hear she‚Äôs marrying our celebrity crush, Hugh Dancy? OMG! It‚Äôs as if our life if being played out in a hyper-attractive alternative universe‚Ä¶but I digress. What possessed us to buy a clearanced box of hair color called Red Penny? Clearance! We couldn‚Äôt even splurge on the $30 Fekkai stuff from Sephora? At best, we are strawberry blonde. Now, we look like Wendy, heir-apparent to a burger fortune.
Good job. Fix this. NOW!¬† – B
Friends, I think we can draw parallels from my current hair color fiasco and wedding photography.¬† Unless you want the “Red Penny” clearanced hair dye version of your wedding…It’s best to leave it to the professionals.
Now, if you’ll excuse me I must find a hat.